From 7106b92794e8dd6b4a87871f6f8e06eeb15222fe Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Jay <me@me.me>
Date: Sat, 27 Aug 2022 01:19:42 +0000
Subject: [PATCH] trying some PHP fuckery

---
 _config.yml                                   |  1 +
 _includes/header.html                         | 13 +++++-----
 blog/index.md                                 |  2 +-
 dev/index.md                                  |  2 +-
 ...l-queues-agents-building-a-call-in-show.md |  2 +-
 taglines.txt                                  | 24 +++++++++++++++++++
 6 files changed, 34 insertions(+), 10 deletions(-)
 create mode 100644 taglines.txt

diff --git a/_config.yml b/_config.yml
index 305d877..00d2793 100644
--- a/_config.yml
+++ b/_config.yml
@@ -12,6 +12,7 @@ header_pages:
 
 footer: '<a href="https://git.pickmy.org/dewdude/pickmy-dot-org-jekyll-site">site source</a> | powered by xcp-ng | twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/music_onhold">@Music_OnHold</a>'
 
+permalink: /:categories/:year/:title:output_ext
 theme: jekyll-theme-console
 style: hacker # dark (default) or light
 #listen_for_clients_preferred_style: true # true or false (default)
diff --git a/_includes/header.html b/_includes/header.html
index 0c49bde..679f35b 100644
--- a/_includes/header.html
+++ b/_includes/header.html
@@ -2,13 +2,12 @@
 <header>
   <div class="menu">
     <ul><li>
-<? php 
-    function randomtext() { 
-    $lines = file("/var/www/pickmy/taglines.txt") ; 
-    return $lines[array_rand($lines)] ;
-      } 
-       randomtext();
-?></li>
+<?php
+$message_array = file("taglines.txt");
+$message = array_rand($message_array);
+echo "$message_array[$message]";
+?>&nbsp | 
+</li>
       {%- for path in page_paths -%}
         {%- assign my_page = site.pages | where: "path", path | first -%}
         {%- if my_page.title == '/git' -%}
diff --git a/blog/index.md b/blog/index.md
index 69dcda7..919f501 100644
--- a/blog/index.md
+++ b/blog/index.md
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 ---
 title: pickmy.org:~/blog$
 layout: default
-permalink: /blog/index.html
+permalink: /blog/index.php
 list: bullet
 ---
 
diff --git a/dev/index.md b/dev/index.md
index bf35361..21f2660 100644
--- a/dev/index.md
+++ b/dev/index.md
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 ---
 title: pickmy.org:~/dev$
 layout: default
-permalink: /dev/index.html
+permalink: /dev/index.php
 list: bullet
 ---
 
diff --git a/pbx/_posts/2021-12-18-asterisk-call-queues-agents-building-a-call-in-show.md b/pbx/_posts/2021-12-18-asterisk-call-queues-agents-building-a-call-in-show.md
index 5842169..e3f7c02 100644
--- a/pbx/_posts/2021-12-18-asterisk-call-queues-agents-building-a-call-in-show.md
+++ b/pbx/_posts/2021-12-18-asterisk-call-queues-agents-building-a-call-in-show.md
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@
 title: 'Asterisk: Call Queues & Agents (Building a call-in show)'
 date: '2021-12-18 06:33:28'
 layout: page
-
+output_ext: php
 ---
 
 Quite some time ago I started playing with AsteriskPBX. I haven’t yet written a detailed account of how this came to be, so let me sum it up. I originally wanted to convert my house phones in to a hybrid VOIP setup. I only have an analog (FXS) port coming from my fiber terminal, despite the fact it’s technically a VoIP service. I also didn’t want to spend hundreds of dollars on cordless handsets to replace the existing collection of handsets; but I wanted the ability to be called down in the shack over ethernet since cordless DECT doesn’t reach there very well.
diff --git a/taglines.txt b/taglines.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..796e1cb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/taglines.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+Give Fohdeesha Free Arby's
+Thanks again Hogie.
+more fat, more preservatives
+the best website no one reads
+the corner of the internet
+dd if=/dev/random of=/www/pickmy.org
+rm -r /www/pickmy.org
+/www/taglines: File Not Found
+spoiler alert: your shitbox doesn't need one.
+you are a fluke of the universe
+eastbound and down
+never imitated, never in demand
+sssh. i'm hacking the theme.
+boycott shampoo! demand real poo!
+spoiler alert: shit happens
+self-hosted for my pleasure
+..-. ..- -.-. -.- -.-- --- ..-
+kanye likes fishsticks
+error 0xID10T: reader
+kernel panic: bit-bucket full
+kernel panic: location 0xD15C0
+system error: refill magic smoke
+because it sounded sexier than .net
+i've had three pfizer shots. when does my dick get 5g?